very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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