We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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