no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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