Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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