I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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