Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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