And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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