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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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