the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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