It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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