i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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