Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
there is glitter all over my balls
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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