i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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