His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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