Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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