mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The beer is more important than you right now.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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