You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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