Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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