I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I need a hoe opinion
go on
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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