Porn is love you can see.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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