Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Randomize
