I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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