I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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