Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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