Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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