yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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