Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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