One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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