Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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