Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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