Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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