We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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