Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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