He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
God I need to hump something, right now.
try to milk me bitch
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