these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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