I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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