guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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