Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We talked him into tasing himself.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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