I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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