RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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