Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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