Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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