i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
