Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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