It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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