Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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