I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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