Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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