Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
