New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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